WHO LIVES IN A LOBSTER TRAP UNDER THE SEA?
INDESTRUCTIBLE AND CRIMSON AND HIGH IS HE?
IF BOATLOADS OF KETAMINE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH,
THEN WRECK HAVOC THROUGHOUT BIKINI BOTTOM AND RUN OVER EVERY FISH!
MISTERRRRR KRAAAAAAAAAABS insert ominous cackling
I can without a doubt say that this is one of the best games ever released, and will be remembered as a landmark in the industry for years to come.
And no, this isn’t a cry for help.
…or is it?
Happy April Fools, y’all.