In a fluorescent lit arcade, Sonic shouts to you, “SEGASONIC POPCORN SHOP!”. Eyes like marbles rolling down a track. They cannot look away from the rolling static bars of the CRT in the plastic, beachside shop shell.
Sonic loads the popcorn but is forced onto a conveyor belt to deliver. Pixelated gears and metal blocks whirl, the shop is alive! Sonic is the ghost in the machine, and he must deliver your salty snacks.
Whirl.
Whirl.
WHIRL!!!!!!
RUN SONIC RUN!!!!!!
NOW WHIRL MORE!!! YOU MUST MECHANIZE TAILS’ LIMBS FOR YOUR SNACKING ENJOYMENT!!
Finally the door lights up, finally snacking peace.